I can’t create an online account at Wells Fargo. So I call their online tech support. After a brief discussion, our conversation proceeds as follows:
Online Tech Support: You can create an account online
Me: [Thinking maybe there is a special URL I didn’t already try] OK what’s the URL?
Online Tech Support: …
Me: …
Online Tech Support: URL?
Me: Yes.
Online Tech Support: You mean like web address?
Me: [sighs] Yes…
Online Tech Support: wellsfargo.com
Me: Um, thanks.