There will be a day, not today, not tommorow, but at a time when you do not expect when I will come into power. On that day, I will run a publisher. I will bestow glory and ruin on the lives of development teams as well as their owners. I will sign and tear up million dollar deals as another man does toilet paper. And my decisions will be based not on quality of the demos or the solidarity or experience of teams. But on the color of shoes, the performance of my golf game, and if you remembered to bring a pen to sign my forms.
Don’t forget to bring your pen.